Brad Pitt: “I’m glad this one FINALLY agreed to the contract!”
Angelina Jolie: “I know! I really thought Stacey was going to go for it… after all, she’s basically a pretty man.”
Matt Damon: “I hate this Amal girl… I mean, I guess there was a part of me that always thought that we’d up together!”
Gwyneth Paltrow: I thought he would be a good rebound for me… we just posted an article on GOOP about how sexless marriages help keep the vagina youthful.”
Cameron Diaz: “George & I may have dated half of Hollywood, but I’m not the lesbian version of GEORGE! …Although, I have been in a threesome with Drew and Lucy”
Jennifer Aniston: “You know… I once walked in on Brad and George…”
Justin Theroux: “Now that’s a sex tape that would be seen around the world! Sorry Seacrest: Kardashian, out.”
Indulge in Drama!